Post a random fact about yourself

[Y_I_Otter]

I found out something today: the way you look in the mirror after an afternoon of running a machine that finely grates 100 kilos of horseradish an hour and the way you look in the mirror after a three-day hash binge are vitually identical.

[Mr Chaaaclate]

Originally Posted by Jake Featherston

Its a pretty accurate representation of what my life was like, growing up in the southwestern part of the Santa Clara Valley during the 1970s, irrespective of your little chart. I don't recall saying there was no crime in the USA during the 1970s. But there was virtually none around here, and virtually no nonWhites either. Now we have a substantial number both, and almost every person you read about getting arrested for murder, rape, assault with a deadly weapon, home invasion robberies, etc., belongs to one of the various nonWhite groups.

I don't know why you're complaining about San Jose it's the safest city in the country. But anyways there were more murders in the 70s and 80s than there are now in that city.

[nitemare]

My dog of 13 years died Thursday.
I was going to visit him at my parents on Christmas but no such luck...

[Aurora]

I find it endearing how the Irish people I know seem to over use the word 'just'.

[Y_I_Otter]

Knocking down an interior cinder-block wall in an out-building earlier today, I discovered what the term 'load-bearing' means, when two of the roof trusses it was holding up landed on the ground, along with much dust and splintered lumber.

[Jake Featherston]

Originally Posted by nitemare

My dog of 13 years died Thursday.
I was going to visit him at my parents on Christmas but no such luck...

Well, that sucks. You have my condolences.

[Scryllak]

Well, it's decided: I'm converting to Judaism. Next time you see me (post), I'll be partly responsible for the financial crisis. Please withhold your blaming until the allotted time.

[MrA]

It's going to rain again today, the clouds are dark and menacing, it's only been 18 months since the last downpour..... *sigh*

[harjit]

Originally Posted by Scryllak

Well, it's decided: I'm converting to Judaism. Next time you see me (post), I'll be partly responsible for the financial crisis. Please withhold your blaming until the allotted time.

Certainly the part about the financial crisis is a joke, but it's mostly just funny if the first part was serious... so, are you really going to be Scrylowitz?

[Scryllak]

Originally Posted by harjit

Certainly the part about the financial crisis is a joke, but it's mostly just funny if the first part was serious... so, are you really going to be Scrylowitz?

That's Rabbi Scrylowitz to you.

But naw, I shan't be one of God's Chosen. I just get the urge to post on MSF from time to time, and as I am increasingly indifferent to actual debate and discourse I opt to just post random stupid jokes instead.

Also, converting to Judaism is retarded.