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Old 02-05-2010, 08:12 AM
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Saudi's Reject Pakistani Diplomat Whose Name Translates to 'Biggest Dick'

A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.
Saudi's Reject Pakistani Diplomat Whose Name Translates to 'Biggest Dick'
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:32 PM
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His wife's name must have translated to Incontinentia Buttocks in Arabic.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:31 AM
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Hey Nashville once had a mayor named Bill Boner that lost his job in a sex scandal...

Why the hell he didn't change his name before he went into politics is beyond me...
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I wonder what his sister's name is.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:30 PM
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He was banned because he proved it!
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Actually, Mr. A, I reposted the OP on 'another' forum and they all seem to think it's an urban legend, so to speak.
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Actually, Mr. A, I reposted the OP on 'another' forum and they all seem to think it's an urban legend, so to speak.
I trawled the editorials here and couldn't find anything. It's a funny story anyway!

Apparently my name translates to "Gorgeous one whom chicks dig", honestly.
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There was a race car driver named Dick Trickle. He would win all the time, so his name was spoken every night on the news.
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what about the scotsman and his mate, Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity.
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Distant relatives of Ben Doone and Phil McCracken.
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